I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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