nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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