So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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