Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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