I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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