Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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