idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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