trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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