4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Bring me that man meat
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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