Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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