That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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