party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
