six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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