Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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