I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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