Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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