I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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