so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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