Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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