i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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