I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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