But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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