I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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