yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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