So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I believe in your delicious
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