awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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