i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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