You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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