I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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