that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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