I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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