I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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