SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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