their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I think my moral compass just broke
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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