Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
