he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
false alarm, still single
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