His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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