It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
