just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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