discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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