There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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