I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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