he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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