Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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