I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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