I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
MIDGETS
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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