i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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