yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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