Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
