Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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