You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
